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	<title>Comments on: Jennifer Aniston Opens Up For Oprah Winfrey</title>
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		<title>By: Whitney</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/1586/comment-page-1#comment-2808</link>
		<dc:creator>Whitney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 21:34:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so tired of Jennifer Aniston. So very, very, very tired. Even if I hadn&#039;t been on Team Jolie from the very get-go, I would still be tired of Jennifer by now. Thanks for ruining my holidays by being freaking EVERYWHERE, Aniston.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so tired of Jennifer Aniston. So very, very, very tired. Even if I hadn&#8217;t been on Team Jolie from the very get-go, I would still be tired of Jennifer by now. Thanks for ruining my holidays by being freaking EVERYWHERE, Aniston.</p>
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		<title>By: jelise</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/1586/comment-page-1#comment-2732</link>
		<dc:creator>jelise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wouldn&#039;t call what oprah did magic, I would call it rude.  I believe Jennifer was put on the spot and handled it with class.  I think she is beautiful, talented and funny.  Can&#039;t wait to see the movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t call what oprah did magic, I would call it rude.  I believe Jennifer was put on the spot and handled it with class.  I think she is beautiful, talented and funny.  Can&#8217;t wait to see the movie.</p>
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		<title>By: AssusaImpatte</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/1586/comment-page-1#comment-714</link>
		<dc:creator>AssusaImpatte</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Anger and haste hinder good counsel  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anger and haste hinder good counsel  <img src='http://starcasm.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: roadgurl5</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/1586/comment-page-1#comment-682</link>
		<dc:creator>roadgurl5</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very funny...just blah-bulous!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very funny&#8230;just blah-bulous!</p>
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		<title>By: YogaforCynics</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/1586/comment-page-1#comment-611</link>
		<dc:creator>YogaforCynics</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey man, I thought you were gonna have naked pictures of Jennifer A, here.

So, y&#039;know, I was gonna object to such objectification...and you&#039;ve denied me my chance....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey man, I thought you were gonna have naked pictures of Jennifer A, here.</p>
<p>So, y&#8217;know, I was gonna object to such objectification&#8230;and you&#8217;ve denied me my chance&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: insomnia</title>
		<link>http://starcasm.net/archives/1586/comment-page-1#comment-595</link>
		<dc:creator>insomnia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oprah&#039;s magic is cool and everything, but we need to get Aniston on Springer where he can work his magic! Aniston will &quot;magically&quot; become pregnant and we can watch Brad and Angellina beat the crap out of John Mayer just before the results of the paternity test is announced. Plus, we&#039;ll find out Jolie once had sex in exchange for a cheeseburger and Aniston&#039;s half-brother will proclaim his love for JenJen and propose via a live satellite feed. D**n Oprah and her high road!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oprah&#8217;s magic is cool and everything, but we need to get Aniston on Springer where he can work his magic! Aniston will &#8220;magically&#8221; become pregnant and we can watch Brad and Angellina beat the crap out of John Mayer just before the results of the paternity test is announced. Plus, we&#8217;ll find out Jolie once had sex in exchange for a cheeseburger and Aniston&#8217;s half-brother will proclaim his love for JenJen and propose via a live satellite feed. D**n Oprah and her high road!</p>
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