The usually private Jennifer Aniston recently appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show to promote her new movie Marley and Me, which co-stars Owen Wilson and is due out in theaters on Christmas day. Oprah was able to work her magic and coax Jennifer to ramble on about a wide range of subjects, including her new movie, her recent Vogue Interview where she called Angelina Jolie “uncool,” her off and on again relationship with the younger John Mayer, her views on turning 40, her production company, her love of dogs, the differences in personality between her two dogs, what kind of cake she made to celebrate Obama’s victory, where she itches, lipstick color, paper, air……..

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I am so tired of Jennifer Aniston. So very, very, very tired. Even if I hadn’t been on Team Jolie from the very get-go, I would still be tired of Jennifer by now. Thanks for ruining my holidays by being freaking EVERYWHERE, Aniston.
I wouldn’t call what oprah did magic, I would call it rude. I believe Jennifer was put on the spot and handled it with class. I think she is beautiful, talented and funny. Can’t wait to see the movie.
Anger and haste hinder good counsel
Very funny…just blah-bulous!
Hey man, I thought you were gonna have naked pictures of Jennifer A, here.
So, y’know, I was gonna object to such objectification…and you’ve denied me my chance….
Oprah’s magic is cool and everything, but we need to get Aniston on Springer where he can work his magic! Aniston will “magically” become pregnant and we can watch Brad and Angellina beat the crap out of John Mayer just before the results of the paternity test is announced. Plus, we’ll find out Jolie once had sex in exchange for a cheeseburger and Aniston’s half-brother will proclaim his love for JenJen and propose via a live satellite feed. D**n Oprah and her high road!