Scorned dentist removes all of ex-boyfriend’s teeth after being dumped

Polish dentist Anna Mackowiak went seriously whack when her ex-boyfriend showed up to have some work done on his teeth.

Marek Olszewski had a toothache and made probably the worst decision of his life by deciding that he’d visit Anna a mere days after he had dumped her. Anna gave our man a “heavy dose” of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all this dude’s teeth, one at a time.

Heartache > Toothache

She said:

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”

When Marek woke up he immediately could tell something was very wrong:

“I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages. She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist. I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.”

Yeah dude, she’s a professional – YOU JUST BROKE UP WITH!

Marek already had a new girl but she left him, he claims, because of his unflattering chomperless mug. Revenge can be sweet but for our scorned dentist she now faces up to 3 years in prison and is under investigation for medical malpractice.

Hey, at least it wasn’t the guy’s urologist!

We’ve been asked – no that top photo is not our man in question – just a stock image.

  • I bet he doesn’t make that mistake again. But looking at the bright side, at least now he’s got a long lawsuit he can sink his teeth into.

  • dev

    Adult Diapers, that was funny. But, seriously, it’s just as nuts to take all your boyfriend’s teeth out as it is to visit your girlfriend after breaking up and finding a new girl and trust to get dental work. The teeth thing is crazy though.

  • Mom of 4

    what a nut job!

  • Diana

    Good thing she wasn’t a proctologist.

  • A.J.

    Hilarious! Reminds me of another funny story about a man who punched his wife’s teeth out after she left him. Super funny, right? Hell hath no fury, am I right?

    • Diana

      It’s a bit different in that respect A.J…given the fact that women who are abused are generally not anesthetized.

      Yes, it was wrong. No one is disputing that. But to equate it with domestic violence is a bit skewed in my opinion.

  • Monstergirl

    Good for her !

  • Courtney

    That b!tch is crazy…!!! I mean she makes those tire slashin’ broads look normal