PHOTOS Kelly Brook – Most ridiculous curves ever?

Kelly Brook in a skin tight dress

Danger - Kelly Brook ahead!I was surfing through celebrity photos for something to post about when I ran across a picture of Kelly Brook and my mouse spun out of control and tumbled off my desk, exploding into a huge ball at the bottom of a ravine…

Little did I realize the internet needs road signs! A nice, bright “Curves Ahead” should follow Ms. Brook around wherever she goes.

This woman just ain’t right. She makes comic book superheroines believable! I find myself staring at her for long periods of time and then I instinctively want to turn her upside down and watch the sand run the other way! She could make a living posing for mudflaps!

I’ll stop writing. Here’s the curvaceous Kelly Brook at the 2009 GQ Men Of The Year Awards held at The Royal Opera House in London on September 8.

The curvaceous Kelly Brook at the 2009 GQ Men Of The Year Awards held at The Royal Opera House in London on September 8.

The curvaceous Kelly Brook at the 2009 GQ Men Of The Year Awards held at The Royal Opera House in London on September 8.

The curvaceous Kelly Brook at the 2009 GQ Men Of The Year Awards held at The Royal Opera House in London on September 8.
Photos: Matrix / Flynet Pictures

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