Clay Aiken is officially coming out of the closet in an interview with People magazine that hits stands on Wednesday.
The announcement will most surely come as a shock to his tens of fans, and may force the Broadway production of “Monty Python’s Spamalot” to shut its doors. Aiken recently returned to the role of ‘Sir Robin’ in the musical and there are concerns that homophobic Broadway musical-goers might boycott because of the outed superstar. Clay’s chances for acceptance are slim considering that the only gay man Broadway audiences have been able to embrace so far is Liza Minnelli.
We here at starcasm.net would like to help you Clay. We believe your talents would translate nicely into the gay adult film industry. We already have a script in the works for “A Hairy Can Idol” starring Butt Aiken, but if you don’t like that screen name, it would be no trouble switching to Assius Clay. Call us! We’ll make it work, girl!
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Hey Dave – We apologize for stealing your punny title, but we probably weren’t the first. You might try Fey Aiken – it’s a little more subtle, but still works.
Shelby – we will restrain from making a southerner joke because no matter how awesome we are or how highly we are regarded as journalists, we still don’t like getting beat up.
I always thought it was pretty obvious that he was gay…but that may be because we southerners can pick out the queers mighty fast!
Love the image, btw!
You have stolen my punny title. Ha! But yes, we’re all shocked that Clay Aiken is gay. I could have sworn he was asexual.
Fabulous!
Can’t wait to tell this to a friend who is straight guy and has been singing karaoke to the aiken’s songs.