That didn’t take long! Just 24 hours after French tabloid Public and paparazzo Jean-Claude Elfassi shared still photos from an alleged Adele sex tape some pornography connoisseur has pointed out it’s actually an old clip titled “Daddy’s little girl during lunch hour.” The six-minute video features an American woman who looks vaguely like Adele. Or, as the incomparable Michael K from DListed put it, “The chick in the tape is American and when she moans, it doesn’t sound like a mezzo soprano songbird humming into a rainbow. It’s not Adele.”

The clip can be viewed HERE but I must warn you it is beyond not SFW! It’s not even SFBOYPH (safe for basement of your parents’ house)! (In other words, it’s straight up porn y’all) Oh, and there’s pop ups and who knows what all kinds of viruses – so use protection!

As we mentioned in our previous post, Public reportedly paid a bunch of money for the tape, which was probably sold to them by some heavy set hairy dude in Essex who happened to watch the video during his hourly porn sweep and noticed the similarities. I’m sure he played 21 a few times and did a few unmentionable things before it occurred to him to pitch it to a tabloid. Of course he got laughed at all the way to France. French tabloids, when will they ever learn?

Awwwwwwww… Fake Adele looks kind of bummed out

Hang in there fake Adele porn star lady – your chance may still come! (Pardon the pun) Perhaps with all the exposure you’re going to get you can do a sequel called “Daddy’s little girl during dinner time.” You could probably talk rumored Adele muse Slinky Sunbeam into starring with you!

Is anyone else amazed at how fast someone figured this out?!? There must be millions of porn clips like that uploaded every year! Note to self: never underestimate the memory capacity and encyclopedic knowledge of porn watchers!

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