As difficult as it was I told management that I would take the hit and do this post featuring all five official videos provided by Sports Illustrated of cover girl Kate Upton rolling in the deep in tiny bikinis and talking about stuff.
So let’s do this. There isn’t much for me to add so let’s just let Kate have at it.
Kate in Apalachicola:
Kate in Australia:
Kate gets intimate:
What I’ve learned from watching those clips. Kate dances pretty goofy but when in a bikini it doesn’t matter. She can probably make her melons clap. It is obviously written somewhere that disinteresting club music must accompany clips like these. I like looking at Kate Upton in not much on!