The Kardashians go topless in Kardashian Kollection jeans photo

Jan, 30, 2012 | AUTHOR: Asa Hawks; | Related : Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Style and Fashion

Once again proving they know everything there is to know about selling themselves, Kardashian sisters Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim went topless to promote a new line of jeans for their Kardashian Kollection label. In the photo Kim Kardashian appropriately sits on a sculpture stand (and I mean that as a compliment) while Khloe Kardashian paws at a tile wall and a very thin Kourtney Kardashian dangles upside down – all of them managing to cover their naughty bits with clever arm positioning. (Click image to enlarge)

It surprises me that Khloe is included in the photo given all the recent controversy surrounding her jeans. What’s that? Oh, my bad. GENES.

The topless Three Glamigas photo comes after an initial batch of promotional images surfaced last week featuring the siblings in their KK jeans with shirts. Here’s the picture of Kim Kardashian – take a look at it and see if you don’t find yourself asking the same questions I did:

Kim Kardashian Kollection jeans photo

Anyone else see the problem here? If we are to believe Kim is actually wearing a pair of Kardashian Kollection jeans in the photo above, then it means there are only four or five other uber badonkadonk endowed women on the planet that they would fit! And if those jeans have been altered, then it’s some sort of false advertising is it not?

All serious issues aside, I literally cannot believe that ass. Seriously. I don’t believe it. If that photo had a leprechaun in it I would consider that to be much less magical and more likely to be real. (Cue: Lucky Charms mascot pointing at Kim’s booty, “It’s magically delicious!”) And gold? P’shaw! I know what I want to find at the end of the rainbow!

If your town still has a Sears and you’re popping in to pick up a replacement washer or dryer or maybe an electric screwdriver, be sure to hop on the escalator (yes, there is another floor) and check out the Kardashian Kollection! If you don’t have a brick and mortar Sears near you, you can click over to Sears.com and check out the duds. It appears that the jeans are currently on sale for $46.99 through February 4!

Want even more Kardashian merchandise? Then hop a flight to Las Vegas and check out Kardashian Khaos at the Mirage! Or, check out our “Top 5 krappy things you can buy at the Kardashian Khaos store” post!

Let’s take one long last look at Kim putting the stretchability of denim to the ultimate test shall we?

Kim Kardashian's big booty in jeans

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They all 3 have different body shapes so I bet they will appeal to many ladies. I’d like to try a pair. The pricing is not bad either.
lisa

kinda looks like where the seam it supposed to go right down the middle of your butt is crooked, and near her thigh looks all saggy at the top….
mike

her legs look stretched and photo shopped
amanda

They photoshopped the hell out of Khloe that seabeast is fat in person and I don’t mean preagnant cute fat either! I live in Dallas and have seen her at a few of the Mav games, shes got more rolls then the Pillsbury dough man!
Emily

I saw khloe in the stockyards… She looked like a normal girl not a huge sea beast! She looked a lot tinier than tv makes her look for sure!
Tiffany

Did they “photoshop” kourtney’s baby bump too? She shouldn’t be lying like that either.
- Caroline
  
  I waswondering when this picture was taken? I saw a picture of Kourtney taken in mid Jan and she was definetly showing. This picture had to be taken last fall or it is seriously altered. I’m surprised Kortney didnt have some sort of maternity line?
lauren

If anyone buys their crap their stupid. These girls are millionares over nothing and Kim ruined everything pretty much especially after the wedding. Nothing but an attention wh0re. I seen their other clothing in sears and looked at it and shook my head. Like I said I hope nobody buys their crap
Kari

Good point about the photoshopping! That’s their way to sell their items! Even tho I really can’t stand the fact these girls are on tv I would say Khloe is the smartest one, that’s actually giving a little credit. Her pic does make her a lot smaller as well, I agree. Kourtney’s belly where’s that at? Photoshop sure does a lot!
Ann

Are you serious!!??? Wth is next? Are they gonna put one KARDASHIAN belt around all 3 of them Nude?? Come on! Enough of showing too much skin! It is So Pathetic! They definitely Don’t need to be topless or nude to sell their products. Get real!!
Kaylie

Khloe and Kim’s heads look like they were photoshopped onto those bodies in the first pic. and Kourtney’s positioning is so weird and uncomfortable. Plus, they’re all naturally VERY tan girls, yet they look pasty white and blend in with the background on the first pic.

And Kim isn’t fat or even big, but she’s not THAT thin. With the way she is sitting in the first pic, she would DEFINITELY have some pudge showing. And with the pic of just her, her butt looks completely photoshopped. If you look at the center of the pocket, you can sort of see the way the fabric runs. It’s not natural. It looks like they used one of those enhancers on MacBooks that stretch your face really big, except they did it on the center of her right buttcheek.
Kaylie

ETA: I find it funny this comes out the day after Kim talks about wanting to start a bible study group. Kim, it’s fine if you want to sell sex appeal to your fans, but realize that god and the bible don’t approve of topless pictures, psychics, getting peed on, and most importantly: sex tapes.
Lauren

Okay, I’m a photographer and that is totally PhotoShopped!

1. You can see the lines in the jeans stretched and curved on Kim’s solo shot- you can tell they pulled it out to make it bigger.
2. Where is Kim’s leg? It’s clearly basically missing in the solo shot. Take that photo of yourself and I guarantee you you’ll see your leg, big butt or not.
3. Kim’s leg was extended to cover her stomach in the trio shot- this is all horrible PhotoShop to further extend their own images.

AND WHY IS THIS GOING TO BE IN A SEARS STORE!? THIS IS SEARS, NOT FOREVER 21, AND IT’S A FAMILY STORE. I would not let my kids around there ever, and I don’t even have kids!
YUCK

It looks like she is wearing a diaper and hasn’t changed it in about a week. EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
BOOTY PAD

SHE’S (KIM) WEARING A BOOTY PAD!
Emenemenie

Their Kollection is Krap! It is tacky and the main two colors they use are black and white, how creative, The Kollection is pure horse sh1t! I don’t think the Klothing showed much thought when put together. The patterns were all used before, but this family just make the Klothing tacky! It’s so ugly, I hope nobody buys it, and it’s probably slightly overpriced.
Emenemenie

I don’t know what the family members’ true professions are, they seem to be moving all over the place, they are public relations businesswomen, models, have a weight loss pill Kwick Trim, a tacky Sh!tty Kollection, a Jewelry line for the Jenner two faced offsprings, an OPI nail polish line,a book, and are in the process of their 5th t.v show featuring talentless idiots Kendall and Kylie Jenner, what is next? Their Kollection was a complete scam because nobody in this family is an actual fashion designer, they haven’t gone to Kollege to gain a fashion design degree. Only Robert and the short and haughty innocent looking bitch Kourtney went to Kollege.
Emenemenie

oooops, I forgot they are self promoters, and sl**s/wh0res/prostitutes/hookers all in one too…..they are trying to do every profession at once because they fail at all “smart jobs”….., they work in several fields just for attention, why can’t this family be normal human beings, they should quit all their useless unthoughtful idiotic projects, quit their 4 going on 5 t.v shows, and just work in a prostitution home for $25 a week, if they were real prostitutes in the world, $25 would be their true worth