I cannot believe you bypassed that Tim Robbins story for a feature ‘toon. What, you got some lib’ral media bias or something?

Imagine: Tim Robbins arrives at polling place, told he can’t vote.

I can see him strangling pollsters, organizing sit-ins, calling in Susan to tie herself to a voting booth, and his head just plain exploding in a gory mess all over innocent voters. Comedy gold!

For the first time in my adult life, I am disappointed in starcasm.net.