Gossip blogs are wrestling with a language barrier today as reports coming out of Argentina appear to be saying Justin Bieber was seen kissing a beautiful young woman in Argentina, and it wasn’t his girlfriend Selena Gomez! The recipient of the alleged Bieber smooch was 19-year-old Argentinian model Macarena Lemos, seen above modeling some rather revealing underwear, long black gloves, and some sort of inside-out girdle thing. (Click photo to enlarge, although I should warn you there is some rather graphic camel extremity action if you know what I mean!)
It was initially reported that the Biebs was seen sneaking out of Macarena’s hotel room, but she has denied those claims. Most English-speaking news agencies report the gorgeous blond is saying she only had dinner with the Biebs at a Buenos Aires restaurant before sharing a brief kiss.
The Mirror ran the Argentinian reports through a Google translator and the results are a lot more entertaining than they are coherent. Macarena says Justin complimented her cagoule and told her, “You are very pretty, I love your windbreaker.”
She continues: “After greeting it I returned to my table. I continued eating to a pair of meters of him.”
And then, “He seemed me very pretty; to his side I felt a truck driver.”
I didn’t realize just how sexy broken English can be!
My guess is that this is all yet another insignificant Bieber story getting blown way out of proportion thanks to a perfect storm of ingredients including a language barrier, a gorgeous non-English-speaking model, and Justin Bieber being in a foreign country without his girlfriend around.
That being said, I kinda hope it’s true because as much as I like the name Selena Gomez (and that’s a great name!) it simply can’t hold a candle to Macarena Lemos! I want a reason to have to type that name more and more. Macarean Lemos, Macarena Lemos, Macarena Lemos… Oh, and I don’t really mind having yet another reason to post a sexy photos of a beautiful woman in lingerie either! Baybee, Baybee, Baybeee ahhhhhhhh!!
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