Attending Kim Zolciak’s wedding requires much more than not being tardy

Just when you think you’ve got these Real Housewives pegged they go and get themselves engaged and screw everything up!

When the news broke that Atlanta Housewife Kim Zolciak was engaged to soon become an actual housewife I figured her ceremony would have but one steadfast rule. Do not be tardy for this party. Well folks I was way wrong because a copy of the Zolciak-Biermann invitation has hit the ol’ interwebs and upon further review it would be much easier to fly out of Hartsfield International naked than it would be to pull a Salahi style crash on this event.

Here is what you’ll need to know if you’re one of the chosen few to attend.

In order to protect our privacy on our special day, no cell phones or cameras will be allowed on property.  A photo ID will be required for all guests upon entry. If your name is not on the guest list, you will not be allowed to take part in the festivities. Also, please note that our wedding will also be filmed, and that you will also be asked to sign a release. We thank you for your understanding and your cooperation.

Holy smokes and mid-afternoon cocktails Batman Biermann! The wedding is set for 11/11/11 so if you’re one of the lucky few you better start getting your papers in order now.

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  • Piper

    OH MY!!!! This narcissist has a very high opinion of herself …. WHAT A FCUKING JOKE…..

  • stephanie

    They sold the photo rights to a magazine, that is why they cannot afford for any photos to leak early because if they do then the couple will loose one huge payday. I cannot believe people are actually willing to pay large amounts of money for wedding photos of a C list couple.

  • D lister

    Id say D list couple! Ba ha ha