Say what you will about Britney Spears, but when that girl is in shape she looks mighty fine completely covered in a tiny bikini! And she doesn’t have one of those skinny model bodies, or even a bodacious figure – but she is the poster child for the actual girl next door, or at least the remotely possible girl next door. An American summer just ain’t an American summer without baseball, hot dogs and the Britbritkini! Makes me wanna rewrite the lyrics to that John Cougar Mellencamp song…
Oh but ain’t that America
for you and me
Aint that America
She’s someting to see now baby
Aint that America
Home of the Britney
Little pink bikinis for you and me
Ahhhhhhh for you and ME!
What? Oh yeah, the pictures. I want to apologize in advance for Britney’s friend. Her head and her bikini are just a little to small for her body and that flower. I’m not being judgmental, she could be really cool. I’m just sayin’…)
Click on the photos to zoom in. Oh, and on the last page is a Britney Spears Starcasm.net “Centerfold Collection” super-sized image, so don’t miss that! You know you want a Britkini desktop wallpaper!
More delays! Britney must have liked how she looked in these photos because she treated photographers and heterosexual males the world over again the next day, this time modeling a tiny teal two piece.
Photos: FAME Pictures
More Britkini photos on page two!
