Ryan O’Neal was with partner Farrah Fawcett for 26 years, which includes a three year split between 1998 and 2001. So how long did it take ol’ Ryan’s douchebag roots to show after Farrah’s passing? He was hitting on a blonde woman at her funeral. Pretty bad huh? Well, it turns out it was his daughter Tatum O’Neal and he just didn’t recognize her! (Read all about that unpleasantness here.)
Just a few days after putting the moves on his daughter, Ryan was photographed tossing a frisbee and chatting up another blonde woman on the beach. More recently, he stepped up his lack of grief by hitting on TWO blonde women at the beach. How does he do it? (Aside from a lack of character and over-abundance of douchiness.) Maybe it has something to do with his impeccable fashion sense! Check out Ryan’s douchebagtastic physique and blonde-magnet beach attire in these glamorous shots:
Photos: Mike / FAME Pictures
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Why do stars think just because their famous they can just were anything an it will be cool. Sorry famous people! your not cool. deal with it!
You sure do a great job with these Douche Bagazine covers. I hope you work in the graphic arts field; otherwise, it’s a great waste of talent.
Thanks again for the laughs!
Naw man – these Douche Bagazine covers aren’t a “waste of talent!” They will live on much longer than any sort of “legitimate” graphic design work I might choose to pursue. Scientists, reasearchers and celebrity bloggers will still be talking about how ridiculous Chris Brown looks 200 years from now! And when they finally pass the law making being douchey a hate crime, they will honor Douche Bagazine (and my design efforts!) with a national holiday! At least that’s what I tell myself. I have to concede that designing Douche Bagazine doesn’t seem to pay very well…
I WISH THAT CHRIS BROWN WOULD JUST GIVE PEREZ HILTON A HUG..
IT’S VERY OBVIOUS THAT PEREZ HAS THE HOTS FOR CHRIS AND
WILL HATE ON HIM UNTIL THE DAY, CHRIS AT LEAST GIVES HIM
A HUG. SORRY PEREZ, THAT CHRIS DOESN’T GO THAT WAY,
BUT MAYBE WE CAN GET HIM TO WRITE YOU JINGLE..WOULD THAT
DO IT FOR YOU…WOULD THAT CALM YOUR CHRIS BROWN RAGING
DESIRE?????BY THE WAY, YOU REALLY SHOULD JUST GET IN LINE
WITH THE REST OF US LADIES AND ADMIRE FROM AFAR, INSTEAD
OF BEING SO JUDGEMENTAL AND HYPOCRITICAL ABOUT CHRIS. I DON’T
SEE YOU HATING ON TOMMY LEE, JACK NICHOLSON, SEAN PENN, CHARLIE S
SHEEN, WM. SHANTNER, CHRISTIAN BALE AND ALL THE TRUE WOMEN
ABUSER…JUST POOR CHRIS – SO I HAVE TO CONCLUDE THAT YOU’RE
JUST IN LOVE WITH CHRIS AND MAD THAT HIM AND RIHANNA HAVE
A THING GOING ON..POOR BABBBBBY…MUAH!!!