I’ve got some good news and some bad news… (I think you know where that was going.)
Legal eagle Nancy Grace is almost always hopping mad, but on Monday night’s episode of Dancing with the Stars she was just plain hopping during her quick step performance with partner Tristan MacManus. All of the hopping, combined with Grace’s compact dress, led to a rather unfortunate wardrobe malfunction as the nation watched her commit a first degree felonious visual assault in the form of a nip slip.
(Click the above photo for the unedited Nancy Grace nip slip wardrobe malfunction photo – although I strongly recommend you use one of those pinhole devices normally reserved for viewing solar eclipses.)
Judging from the video (available to watch over at Jezebel for those of you with eyes of steel) Nancy’s “client” appears to have gotten an early release towards the end of her performance and she was completely unaware as she made her way over to host Tom Bergeron with her dance partner.
There was an ever-so-brief (but ever-so-blinding!) glimpse of Nancy giving her chestimony before cameras quickly cut away to audience members as Tom Bergeron helped Nancy and stated, “Here we go, here go – just helping you out there a little bit. … Well, that’s alright, that’s alright. No, on the European version that would be perfectly fine.”
An obviously embarrassed Grace seemed humbled by the whole incident, but was soon lifted by the positive responses from the judges about her routine. But, of course, the DWTS judges couldn’t refrain from making a couple titilating remarks! “It was a bit top-heavy at times, my darling. And I got an eyeful!” said Bruno Tonioli of Grace’s dance.
I hope a judge does the right thing by putting a restraining order on Nancy’s gals!
Oh, and speaking of Nancy’s gals… According to TMZ it could have been more than just a breast popping out of her brassiere! The site reported earlier today that Nancy Grace’s three-year-old twins had been sending their mom lucky charms such as a barrette and a little stone which, thanks to a lack of storage on those tight dancing gowns, Nancy was forced to tuck in her bra! It might have been the end of television if Nancy Grace suffered a wardrobe malfunction up top and in addition to her breasts a barrage of trinkets fell out, like some sort of dime store pinata.
You know, it’s terrible what the networks are exposing our kids to nowadays! I can’t wait to see what Nancy Grace has to say about all of this!