In what looked like a scene from a brooding graphic novel, the over-intentionalized alterna-hip Angel and blonde dame Holly kissed for photographers at the premiere of his new Cirque du Soleil Vegas show “Criss Angel: Believe,” confirming a relationship that had been rumored for a few weeks.
The move is a clear step down for Madison, who goes from being one of three Hugh Hefner lovers (Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson) to one of two Criss Angel lovers (Holly Madison and Criss Angel). You might think otherwise because Hugh is 82, but the man has the heart of a 40-year old! Criss is 40 but with the personality and style of a 15-year old. One positive thing for Holly is that she won’t have to worry about feeling “not so fresh” because she’ll be spending so much time with a douche. (It may require prescription drugs to get rid of that “not so smart” feeling dating Criss Angel can give you)
(We’re not sure if this is a positive or negative, but apparently The Girls Next door doesn’t have as many bunnies as “Chris Angel: Believe.”)
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You want sarcasm? Does Hugh Hefner think any woman in her right mind would want him if he didn’t have his money and ability to exploit women, all the while making them think they’re “stars”?
Criss Angel RUN get away from Holly Ho. Everybody is making fun of you that you are dating the trash of a plastic whore who was sucking on the balls of an 82 year old man.
RUN CRISS RUN.
She’s dating [i.e. screwing] a married man, I’m guessing that she probably has a low opinion of herself [knowing that she's second best to Criss's wife and he's still not filing for divorce]. So when her life is over, what will they put on her tombstone so the future generations will see how valuable her contributions to our society were? It will probably say: She Made A Chocolate Vagina.
aww its a cute picture but they dnt look like that in real life holly doesnt deserve criss criss can do better than her shes just put me really off him now but i still think hes cute
You’ve teased us. So when does “Cris Angel: Believe” the children’s book come out?
Perfect name for your drawing:
“American Goth”
Holly’s pretty cute too
I’m so mad! You made Criss Angel cute!
(Great drawing!)