Despite Jermaine’s statement to the contrary last week, Michael Jackson will not be joining his brothers for a Jackson 5 reunion. So that leaves a “reunion” of four people that for all anybody knows have been together for the last thirty years. A spokesman for Michael says he is working on “new and exciting projects,” which we thought was a strange thing to call his face.

Well, if “Phyllis Thriller” isn’t joining in on the fun then there is no fun. There is no story. BUT, there is a fun starcasm “Jackson 5 Minus Michael Matching Quiz!” So, test your knowledge of the obscure by matching up the letter of the Jackson brother with the appropriate number from the lists:

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