Nicolas Cage’s son Weston Cage has been caught up in a downward spiral of violence and mental instability ever since his “honeymoon” with newlywed wife Nikki Williams Cage ended in June. The freefall with a drunken altercation between Weston and his former trainer Kevin Villegas – and altercation in which Weston got his ass beat while the TMZ cameras rolled.
Weston followed that embarrassing incident with a rehab stint, an altercation with his wife in which both were arrested, a reconciliation with Nikki preceded by a series of loony love messages on Facebook, a head shaving, and another arrest after Weston reportedly attacked himself. Now the black metal rocker and aspiring UFC fighter has returned to rehab where (thanks to the magic of Facebook) we all get a first-hand glimpse into his “recovery.”
^ Weston Cage takes out his frustration on a fighting dummy
On July 20 Weston posted the foreboding announcement “im making a final change,” which was followed a couple days later by the garbled message “i didsd my pawrt. wyh cant i here bak d from my family mnow. nikkii? mandy, ANYONE!!!1″ He later commented on that post by clarifying, “im comitted in a in patient program. i changed fjr kf weife,” and then typing “on heavy meds.”
So what’s a seriously troubled person in rehab doing on Facebook? Weston later explains, “[I] worked my ass of for my right to use the computer at this center.”
So I’m going to continue my diligent documentation of the virtual writings of Weston Cage, with this next installment being titled “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Hawks.” The following is a chronological collection of most of the things posted by Weston on his and other Facebook pages since his self-admission into a rehab facility – arranged in chronological order.
July 18 may the gods manage thee and bring thy infernos of justice to your cowardly souls
July 20 im making a final change.
July 22 [POST] i didsd my pawrt. wyh cant i here bak d from my family mnow. nikkii? mandy, ANYONE!!!1
[COMMENTS] im comitted in a in patient program. i changed fjr kf weife
on heavy meds
[someone asked] what inpatient place?! can u get visiters??
i can have visitors i think
yes, wish my wife and mother in low would
i am better miss kitts. im in a facility for heck sake! i am cured on meds andf tey are strogn
F*** THIUSD WOROLD
NEVER! I WILL NEVER DRINK AGIN LOOK WHAT IT HAS DONE TO KME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LOOK AT MY FAMILY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRISON< MENTAL OINSTUTION< REHAB AGAINB!!!!! WAHGT ELSE!!! IM FINDING CHRISTOS NOW
July 22 wow, i have given so much,,, yet i have no one……..
^ Nikki Williams Cage denies husband Weston Cage’s advances
July 22 [on his wife Nikki’s wall] i will never stop beinmg the hero for you even thiugh darkness posessed us both that night
– to those wgo cokmkent negitibitly fok off man
July 22 [comments on someone else’s post on Nikki’s wall] I love you nikki. THe world is actually your throne and it was designed for you to walk on and for me to hold on my back like atlas. Nikki hates oysters JACO
LOVE EVERYONE THAT HATES ME NOW. LETS THE GODS TAKE ME TO OLYMPUS FOR FOK SAKE. EARTH IS GETING PAINFUL. U HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID I PRISON, i am so guilty. i am so ready to be saved
these drugs ares vrty strong. i hipr thry make me better
July 22 [on Nikki’s photo] I miss you my royal wife. i must hear your voice. im in serious pain. i feel your too. please let me live nikki. i will never give up.
July 22 [comment on someone else’s post on Nikki’s wall] I follow my vows and won’t give up unless im 6 feet below
July 22 good bye
July 23 the anti anger meds kicked in feeling great
July 23 worked my ass of for my right to use the computer at this center. would really mean a lot if my South African familty members could contact me some time tomorrow or monday. perhaps a visitation would be nice to just so you see proof in my changes. you wont see my progress if you continue hiding. lets be strong
July 23 RIP AMY WHINEHOUSE wish i could have worked with you.
July 24 Everyone can believe what they hear. I can be the villain if that brings peace to the weak. I won’t replace my wife with another, I will fight on even though I’m being crucified. So let’s all just point fingers at me. The album I just wrote in this facility will speak my truth.
July 24 [on R.I.P. Amy Winehouse wall] Rest in peace. i will make metal and dub step remmixes of you in your honor if i get permission. one day i am going to buy ever record lable on earth
July 24 i smell cheaters [to which Nikki responded “Omg. Stop it”]
July 24 DEAR EVERYONE, I AM GETTING HELP AS WE SPEAK STOP ACTING LIKE IM NOT AND WAKE UP BEFORE I DELETE MYSELF FROM THE WEB AND MOVE TO GREECE
July 24 one day i am going to buy ever record lable on earth and make nikki president
dude lets buy j records or whatever its called i might have enough if we put a price down. i will ask francis coppola. i will work until i get 500 million dolars
July 24 Who is making a million this year?????????
July 24 ME hahahahaah
July 24 anyone want to visit me in rehab?
July 24 A man who loves his wife enough to be willing to die for her mother would NEVER HOT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 24 HIT RATHER HOT IS FINE BUT NOT HIT
July 24 leave me alone. i got jesus and lucifer on my side
July 24 i love you nikki, i will give my life for you if asked. I am the ULTIMATE HUSBAND AND I AM THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD. REMEMBER I KAK ROMAN NUMERALS
July 24 Don’t test me anymore world, i have done time and taking the flames of torture and i remail calm now. WHY, becasue i love NIKKI MORE THAN ANYONE COULD EVEN LOVE LIFE IF THEY CAME BACK FROM THY DEAD. NO ONE ……….LOVES…….NIKKI………LIKE………….I…….DO……………..WHAT!!!!! COME ON STEP UP GODS OF OLYMPUS AND TEST ME LOL I AM GOING TO BECOME KRATOS MADA FUKKA
July 25 i am the FAITHFUL ITALIAN MAN WH0RE OF ANCIENT ROMANTIC WAYS. i am nikki’s BULL
July 25 21 years old soon? birthday in nashville? Vegas? or just Nikki and family along with me in ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT IT ALL JUST LIKE I WANT THIS EARTH TO HOLD MY WEIGHT UNTIL I AM A STATUE NEXT TO ZEUS
July 25 [After hearing the UFC’s announcement they would not allow Weston to fight in their league] F*** UFC THEN. U COULDNT HANDLE ME ANYWAY. JUST LIKE BOXING COULDNT HANDLE MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. MIKE TYSON!!!
July 25 I WILL JOIN PRIDE FC THEN. WATCH OUT, DADDY IS HUNGRY FOR FEAR. I WILL FEED MY WIFE AND FAMILY EVERY NIGHT AFTER GETTING PAID TO RUIN PEOPLE IN THE RING UNTIL I MAKE MY FAVORITE COLOR COME TO PAPPA
July 25 I BELONG TO YOU NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! I BELONG TO YOU NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!! I BELONG TO NE-HE_HE_HEHE_KEEEEEEEEEEEE i get to take you around the world and cover you in jewels HAHAHAHAHAHAHA lets make mad bank my love and buy an island called the WEST NIKKI ISLANDS M-IT IS PRESIDENT AND ALSO PRESIDENT OF MILITARY DEFENSE. HE CAN USE MY M-16
July 25 who ever the dudes name is thats playing the new conan. PLEASE MARRY MY MOM NOW
July 25 [on Nikki’s wall] had a wonderful time with you today! cant wait to show u my sleave tattoos im getting the first one today
July 26 getting my tattoo. perhaps a tat of the world since i am going to feed it to my family
July 26 People say that they can see right through me… The you will see Nikki, because i stand between Her and this dargerously weak world of cowards. If you talk shot behind my back thats becasue im royality and i am way ahead of you, if you talk sh!t get hit becasue if you cant deal with me then get dealt with. I LOVE MY WIFE BACKOFF HATERS! if i wasnt an issue to you then i wouldt be BLACK METAL!
July 26 i meant sh!t and THEN not the and shot srry i gor thick fingers