These are from George Sodini’s website crazygeorge.com and are credited to Timothy Allan Nott, which I assume is just a pen name he gave himself. The first is a fake news story about the FBI conducting a study of men and women’s neatness by spying on them in their homes without consent. Ummmmm…
The other writings are poems. I won’t try to prepare you for those.
(I’ve included his Crazy George animated graphic at the top, even though it’s a little bit too wide)
This might be of interest…
(AP) Washington- The federal government announced today the results of a two year study that was termed “significant” by the head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The study involved a comparison of the basic “neatness” characteristics between men and women, that is, who kept their living areas more orderly.
The idea behind the study was to find the truth behind an age old assumption that women are neater and more organized than men. ” We needed to find the truth of the matter,” said F.B.I. Chief L.Z. Rights, “in times of national emergency we must know how to marshall our forces and resources at maximum efficiency, which includes the best roles for men and women.”
“The study actually began approximately four years ago,” Rights continued, “but we had great difficulty getting accurate information, because in a clinically experimental situation, natural everyday behaviors are often modified, in that, the subjects are living in a laboratory setting, as opposed to their usual home environment.”
Rights went on to explain that the study was moved from a laboratory setting to the actual homes of those involved in the study. “That caused some problems as well,” he said. “The individuals involved in the study still knew that they were being monitored, so we just couldn’t trust the numbers.”
So how did they finally get numbers they could trust? “We set up a study two years ago where the ‘neatness’ patterns of one hundred fifty individuals were monitored without their knowledge.” said Rights with a triumphant grin. And how was that accomplished? “We went in to observe the various habitations on a regular basis while the subjects were out of their homes. Also video and audio surveillance technology was utilized to some extent.”
The people you observed had no knowledge they were being watched? “Of course not !” Rights retorted, “that would have invalidated the study.”
But what about the rights of the people involved? “Everything we did was legal and approved by the appropriate authorities.” he replied, “we had all the warrants and other necessary paper work, nobody’s rights were violated”.
The study was authorized by Judge D.M. Witt. Furthermore during the course of the experiment we found over fifty instances of law violations involving unregistered firearms and illegal drug possession. Those individuals have all been brought in for charges even as we speak. We consider the entire operation to have been a ‘home run’.”
When asked about the possible violation of constitutional rights, Judge Witt responded “The information we stood to gain seemed to far outweigh the downside of rights violations. We are talking about information that could have national security implications.”
When asked about apprehending those individuals for contraband found in their homes and the concern that a more specific warrant should have been required for their arrest, the Judge replied “Nonsense, if those individuals hadn’t been breaking the law they would have had nothing to worry about. Besides, the precedent was set several years ago when I approved drunken driving checkpoints. We stop people on the pretext of screening for drunk drivers, but we still fine them for expired licences, registration and insurance. And we arrest them for illegal possession of firearms and drugs too. I think most citizens sleep better at night knowing we are looking out for their interests like this.”
And the results of the study? “I have not been apprized of that information.” replied Judge Witt.
When asked the same question, agent Rights responded “I, uh, think that the women were found to be neater in their habits… Oh, did I tell you that under the Search and Seizure laws involving illegal narcotics, we were able to seize eighteen homes valued at almost two million dollars? That ought to make the taxpayers happy!”
Note: This was a tongue-in-cheek fabrication, not a real article. We haven’t gone that far – yet.
- Timothy Allan Nott
Poems are on pages 2 and 3
Unbelievable that CC thinks that undianosed diabetes causes murderous rages.. You are about as dumb as a bag of hammers. get educated you idiot!
I never paid attention to what past mass shooters said. This is different. I keep reading his inf
and I realie that he slowly began to feel anger and then just snapped. It could have been something as simple as undx diabetes. This happened to someone I know. They almost snapped at work afterra a death pushed them to the edge. I made them take a leave of work and seek help. ASyear later they finally got the dx of diabetes. But the anger was the same. Same nice good looking perossn pushed to the edge by an undx treatable illness. GS notes he drank largee quanities od pepsi and had done pot. He notes that the pot of today is not so good. He writes about virtues. He is of my generation and we were raised to be good and kind and nice. For some of us
It is hard to see how far soceity has degraded and prides itself
on being rude and obnoxious. That is now how we were raised. But to be
clean cut, hard working, cleanly neately dressed, and to be civil and nice.
So, anyone who reads this guys stuff, if you see the signs in
someone you love, force them via a court order if you have to, to get help.
You may save them and others. This guy has noted he need forgiveness
exercises and he wanted stim exercises to make him think more non
logically. That was his down fall. Neighbors noted he had sat
in the drivey with his head down days before this event.
He was spotted with a grenade on the bus and poilice talked to him and
let him go. This could have been avoided.
Mocking ppl is not going to stop it, but make it worse.
He was looking for someone to draw him out. He never found them. and ppl died.
thats cool
I agree that “Timothy Allan Knot” is his alias…his bio page says his favorite show was Home Improvement and alias is: Tim Allan, NOT! …get it…I feel bad for him because he was really a disturbed individual.