MTV UK is reporting that HBO is talking with Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan about a sitcom starring all three that is described as a mix of Friends and Ugly Betty. A source says Ricky Gervais has been approached to handle script writing and that the three uber-celebrities would be playing characters similar to their real life counterparts: Paris is a fashion designer, Britney is an aspiring singer, and Lindsay would be sort of a “female Joey from Friends.”
(This is all straight forward – we haven’t even been sarcastic yet! I can’t believe we wasted “Ménage À Twats” on the Jonas Brothers. How were we to know?) We don’t know what the show will be called (our suggestion is below), but we think the hour long Christmas Special should be called “Ho Ho Ho.”
Zing! You are SOOO right cchiovitti! Just like 89% of the country, Britney does not like Bush. Perhaps after the election, and before they start shooting the show, she will grow it Barack.
Sorry, but the cartoon is terribly inaccurate. The entire world knows that Britt has no muff.
Yikes. This is gonna exceed Seinfeld in terms of being a show about nothing.
I want a T-Shirt!
Hold off on that Comet, BadEvan! You gotta look at this as a glass half full. These three will be spending x amount of hours every week working on the same show instead of three different shows. If they’d just make a movie and form a music trio it would trim down the amount of in-your-face celebutantry we have to deal with from these three by at least half! Plus, it greatly increases the chance that Lindsay’s next pill poppin’ carjacking might involve Britney and Paris!
That being said, I think “Comet Into My Eyes” is a great name for the show
I can’t believe that some one at HBO or MTV could keep their job after starting this. Even hinting of a show premise like this should get you axed. They should have their eye’s taped open, bound and gagged in a chair and forced to watch “The Simple Life”, “Living Lohan”, all those years of the “Mickey Mouse Club” and of course the VMAs. Over and Over again until they realize what evil they are trying to spread!!!
This makes me want to pour Comet into my eyes…