You know you’re a classy woman when your racy leaked photos are nothing short of elegant. Such is the case with celeb beauty Liv Tyler, who is the latest victim of online naughty bitegery after three racy lacy photos of her makeup-less in lingerie surfaced on the internet a couple days ago.

I have to confess that nine times out of ten with “leaked” photos of female celebrities about all they arouse in me is mild curiosity, but these pictures of Liv have me seriously wondering what it would be like to have Steven Tyler as a father-in-law. (And I mean that in a respectful, non-chauvinistic way of course.)

Perhaps the thing I like the most is that there is no crassness or vulgarity here and in their stead are the much more desirable qualities of innocence and vulnerability. (There’s just something about the mixture of sweet and sexy that tastes like a perfect blend of sugar and salt.) And I love the lack of makeup and the non-professional (but not cell phone) quality… Huh? What’s that? My fawning is disturbing you? My apologies. I’ll move on with the somewhat negative aspect of this story right after another picture…

Many speculate that these images are too good to be true and may have in fact been planted by Liv or Liv’s people – to what end I have no idea. I suppose they could have been a plant, and for all I know it was a professional photographer who manufactured all the seemingly innocent aspects that I like about the photos. I don’t care. I’m going to ignore all that nonsense and allow my will not to know the truth be my shield against anything interfering with my appreciation of Liv in her unmentionables.

(Even though I didn’t use it in this post, these photos also reminded me what a fantastic word “negligée” is.)