Khloe Kardashian slipped a nip on Fox & Friends live television just hours after Lady Gaga had a similar exposure at the CFDA Awards last night. Both were wear black shear tops, but Lady Gaga at least had something that was supposed to be covering her nips. Khloe appears to have showed up completely unprepared, relying only on the middle black fabric to keep her outfit rated-G. We girls all know that b00bies like to wander, and have to be secured from the bottom and sides to prevent public exposure in a sheer top. Don’t just put a strip of fabric down the cleavage area and call it a day! UPDATE: Khloe stated on her blog that her stylist Monica Ross did advise wearing a bra, but “but being the naughty girl that I am I disobeyed and went bra-less. I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples — perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.”
No matter Khloe’s poor wardrobe planning, it happened, and Khloe took the news pretty well. In fact, she was ecstatic at all the attention. It felt really good to dominate the internet with her nipple. In her words (via Twitter): “Who knew nipples were so special?”
Here’s Khloe’s Twitter love-fest over her internet dominance:
Thank God! I f**king love nipples!!!! “@Wendel817: @KhloeKardashian Your nipple was showing on Fox and Friends. See through tops FTW.”
I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my tw@t is fine! “@KourtneyKardash: Her tw@t is twisted. Has that happened to anyone?”
My mom just called me saying my nip slip is “all over the internet!” Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?
I should have Nip Slipped last night 2 “@JonathanCheban: Me& Khloé hit the town last night..before Nipplegate! http://twitpic.com/58b1fl”
It’s not that nipples are special. We all have them. It’s that nipples have power. We keep them so hidden and taboo, that once you unleash one on national television, the world is yours (for several hours at least.) But that power wears off after each additional nip slip, so don’t abuse your new-found power Khloe!
Click the above image to see the unedited image. I have to admit I’m kind of loving the brash honesty and humor on her blog and Twitter. You’re growing on me Khloe.