Comments on: Melrose Place is BACK!

By: starcasm

starcasm — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:54:30 +0000

Here’s a spam comment I got on this article that literally made me laugh out loud. It’s not necessarily that different from the hundreds of others that I have gotten, but it just seemed so perfectly ridiculous considering it was on the “Melrose Place Is Back” post. Anyway, here it is:

Hi there, I found your blog on Google while seeking for first aid for a heart attack and your post looks very interesting for me.

AHAHA!! Here’s how I imagined it happening:

“Fred! Help! Can’t…feel…arm. Think…it’s…heart attack!”

“Don’t worry, I’ll help you Jim! Let me google this. Oooo – look! Melrose Place is Back! Jim, Melrose is coming back! Jim?”

By: Grant Show (Jake) Says “No” To Melrose Place Remake -

Grant Show (Jake) Says “No” To Melrose Place Remake - — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:04:13 +0000

[...] the fact that he WILL NOT be a part of the new Melrose Place revival show planned by the CW. In our post where we outed ourselves as MP fans we pretty much assumed that since Grant is actually working these days, they probably [...]

By: Starcasm

Starcasm — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:05:23 +0000

Kristen – I thought we pretty much outed ourselves with similar feelings about the show. If they approach us for casting help we’ll certainly put them in touch with you!

By: Kristen

Kristen — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:58:45 +0000

I CAN’T WAIT! When I heard this news, I cried. I don’t care what you people think, I freakin’ loved this show. STILL DO! I am by far MP’s biggest fan ever. QUIZ ME! When I was younger I wished I could be on MP and now they actually are going to bring it back? I’m SOOOOOO excited! HEY! CALL ME IF YOU NEED A NEW KIMBERLEY! he he I can’t wait….can’t freakin’ wait!

By: Starcasm

Starcasm — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:02:35 +0000

Lisa – I’m not sure when it will air, but I’m guessing it will be in the evenings in the US.

Malerose – I don’t think even Queer Eye made guys drinking wine coolers OK. Besides, the world needs to know it’s OK to drink beer and watch Melrose! (Trimmed nose hairs are just fine)

Just Sayin’ – I think we’re gonna see a lot of remakes coming down the line, which is not a good thing. I can seriously imagine an Iraq based MASH show. Ooof! Let’s stick to the great bad shows of the past! Sleestaks anyone?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:49:43 +0000

Does this mean they are sending Melrose Place in the evening and not in the mornings anymore, or both, God this is so confusing….

By: MaleRose

MaleRose — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:48:32 +0000

Thanks to “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy,” straight men can now watch Melrose out in the open! Get that TV from out of the closet, trim those nose hairs and grab your wine coolers boys!

By: Just Sayin'...

Just Sayin'... — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:54:04 +0000

First 90210 and now Melrose Place… Who else see’s a Party of Five remake comin down the pike?