Jenelle Evans shocked the Teen Mom universe this weekend when she announced via Facebook that she was back together with hobo ex Kieffer Delp – all while she was in rehab! Since that time things have only gotten crazier as Jenelle announced tonight – in one of her patented profanity-laden tirades – that she and Kieffer are through. Again.
I would normally preface comments like these with all sorts of set-up commentary, but I think I’m just going to stand to the side and let Jenelle do the talking. So, here are her last few posts from her Facebook page in order – the fiorst one is from about three hours ago:
why did yu f**king play me? why would yu do that? im so f**king upset. im bawling my eyes out. and all yu do is just sign offline?! just like that?! i need yu so bad right now and yu just push me away.
im DONE with him. PERIOD, END OF STORY. yu f**king played me. yu lied to me. and wtf did i do? nothing. i havent done NOTHING to deserve this. and i cant believe i was thinking about actually taking yu back? HAHAHAHAH, F**KKKK THATTTTTTT. i F**KING HATE YU.
And then, couple hours after that…
I NEVER HAD SEX , SMOKED WEED , GOT DRUNK , SNUCK OUT , OR SKIPPED CLASS ! Copy & Paste This As Your Status. Whoever Likes This Status Thinks Your Lying. hahahaha i wonder how many people will like this one.
I think most people will be befuddled by all this – especially when it is supposedly happening while Jenelle is in rehab seeking help with her emotional well-being. (She had to earn technology privileges in the first place – wouldn’t the fact that she was emotionally distraught and crying over an online break-up be a cue to a counselor to revoke those privileges for her own safety?)
But, I’m going to stick by my original theory that this is just Jenelle taking us for a ride. Either that or my new theory: she handed off the reigns of her Facebook fan page to a friend (or sister!) and told them to do whatever they wanted and have fun being her while she was in rehab.
If this really is Jenelle getting torn up after getting back together with Kieffer and then breaking up with him – all online while being across the country from each other – then all I can say is that I’m glad she is where she is. Either way – forget about ol Kieffer Jenelle and get on with getting better!