Lady GaGa GuGuzzled some booze before posing for these pictures with fans in the Sofitel Hotel lobby in Hamburg Germany last night.

Weird. Alcohol seems to dull the shock value of Lady GaGa’s fashion choices. In a previous post I commented on this exact same outfit as though it were “imaginative” and “wacky,” but when the woman wearing it is drunk, she just looks like your typical spring breaker. LG has her bases covered though, because she’s obviously aware that there ain’t much sexier (in an “I’m gettin’ lucky tonight!” kinda way) than a drunk spring breaker! (Why do you think those DVDs sell so well?) How is it possible Lady GaGa isn’t really a straight male cross-dresser?

Anyway, the photos were good enough to get Gady LaLa into the starcasm.net AlcoHall Of Fame!